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Report: Four out of five mentally ill people unemployed | Al Jazeera America

This is why I don’t seek mental health treatment, this is why I would rather force myself to hide it to avoid stigma. Prospective employers will find out, lump me in with so-called “crazies” (got diagnosed with “the sperg” by pros, now known as Lanza-Rodger disease) and deny me on that.

It’s bad enough I’ve been committed before.

Headcanons list! (Add more if you wish)

justicedraconian:

½ = How the character feels about people taller or shorter than them
± = The character and what they think about math
† = How the character feels about murder
@ = How the character appears online
¥ = How the character handles money or spends it
° = The character’s temperature preferences 
æ = The character and languages (Known or Want to Learn)
↔ = The character’s ability to read directions
♥ = Character’s preference for relationships (sexuality, type of person, etc.)
zzz= What time the character enjoys sleep or being awake
☂ = Weather the character enjoys
♪ = What music the character likes
( =①ω①=) = What animals the character likes and if they have a pet/pets
(・∀・ ) = The character’s emotional state most of the time
☆~(ゝ。∂)= How the character greets people
⊙﹏☉ = What flusters the character
(≧∇≦) = What makes the character happy
(/□\*)・゜ = What makes the character blush
(;╹⌓╹) = What scares the character
(;へ:) = What makes the character cry
(´ q ` ” ) = The character’s “guilty” pleasure
(・□・;) = What makes the character uncomfortable
(*^◇^)_旦 = What the character likes to eat and drink
。゚(TヮT)゚。 = What makes the character laugh
(´;Д;`) = What worries the character
(⑅ ‘﹃’ ) = What the character daydreams or thinks about
( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ ) = Friends the character has or would like to make

(Source: deceptive-fox)

I found a copy of the Twilight AU that became 50 Shades of Grey.

lychgate:

chucknraleigh:

ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

i got through three pages before i had to stop or risk throwing my laptop across the room

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he makes bella blam just from blowing on her titty

This is your daily reminder that this is soon to be a major motion picture.

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